Finding The More Adult Stuff Hiding In Las Vegas
It doesn’t take a lot of effort to find sexy in Las Vegas. Here’s a go to list to get you started with the must stops on the sexier side of Sin City. Take it slow and set a pace in order to fit it all into the schedule. With a little planning you can have the sexiest trip ever to Las Vegas. You’ll thank us.
Waxing Boutique
Start at the beginning with Human Landscapers. Familarize yourself with words like, “bare,” “strip” and “lingerie.” When looking for the sexy in Las Vegas it is best to start where it counts and this goes for the guys as well. Their Sac & Crack wax is a mere $85, well worth it when pleasing your partner.
Shave and a haircut
By far the sexiest barbershop in Vegas is The Barbershop. You’re going to spend more than $50 here, and it will be worth every penny. Part cocktail bar and part event space, this unique space will awaken your creativity and your sexy vibe. Order an “Absinthe at Sea” along with some table snacks and enjoy the shave and cut.
Time for a soak and massage
The Bathhouse inside the Delano next door to Mandalay Bay is a delight. For non-hotel guests you’ll pay about $50 for admittance where you can soak in various tubs, enjoy a steam and sauna or just relax. We recommend the 80 minute massage if you have time. Warning this is not a co-ed spa, which does deduct a point for sexy. ☹️
Red Rock Canyon
Nothing sexier that getting out in the desert nature. Red Rock Canyon has panoramic viewing spots dot the 13-mile Scenic Drive. The sheltered Ice Box Canyon has seasonal waterfalls. To the south, Spring Mountain Ranch State Park features historic buildings and hiking trails. There’s probably even some areas to get a little freaky, but note that is probably against some kind of rule.
Here’s a few Instagram accounts to follow and an example of the Canyon’s sexiness:
Strip Clubs
Here’s a few of what we think are the ones worth visiting if you need a turn on and you have some cash burning a hole in your pocket.
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
The Palomino Club
Crazy Horse III
The Laundry Room – Voted Sexiest Bar
Named one of the “7 New Reasons to Hit Las Vegas,” by the New York Post, Commonwealth brings a stylish social scene to the burgeoning Downtown Vegas. The swanky cocktail bar is a collision of art and architectural influences inspired by pre-Prohibition era design and libations; complete with its very own secret backroom, “The Laundry Room.”
Try a sex… err “social” club
There are a few of these clubs in Las Vegas. Many of them wish to remain off the grid, so to speak. If you’re diligent in your searching or have experience, you’ll find them. The Green Door has a hard-earned reputation as the top hangout for swingers in Las Vegas. Have fun, frolic, or just watch from the sidelines at this infamous social club is just blocks away from the Strip. Wander through rooms like the Dungeon, the Fountain Room, and something called the Sexagon. Who knows what you might see… or what you might wish you hadn’t?
Love Cloud Flight Tours
Join The Mile-High Club
When it comes to sexy-time, leave it to Las Vegas… Couples now have the chance to participate in the mile-high club legally and pretty easily. Just so we’re clear – we’re talking about having sex on the plane. After takeoff, you’ll be able to spend some time in the twin sized bed complete with sexual position pillows. There is a price tag for this Las Vegas activity. For $995, couples can charter a Love Cloud jet for 45 minutes and get busy while your pilot, Blake who also goes by “Captain Tony,” flies you to a height of 5,280 feet above Las Vegas. Should that not be enough time to get your propeller spinning, sessions range up to $1,495 for an hour and a half. Seat belts can be ditched two minutes after takeoff.
You’ll Need A Room
There are plenty of reasons that The Fontainebleau has quickly become one of the most desirable hotels on the Las Vegas Strip, but the views alone may be enough to book a stay. Sleek, sophisticated, and undeniably sexy, the property delivers a more refined atmosphere than many of its larger competitors. For the best experience, request a room above the 20th floor with a Strip-facing view. From there, you’ll enjoy a front-row seat to the dazzling lights of Las Vegas, including spectacular views of the Sphere as it comes alive each night with its ever-changing digital displays.
Sheri’s Ranch – If All Else Fails…
One of the biggest misconceptions about Las Vegas is that prostitution is legal. It’s not. But you know what is? A rental car. Just grab one and head about an hour West to a land of enchantment called Pahrump. That’s where you’ll find Sheri’s Ranch — the closest legal brothel to Las Vegas. It’s fully certified, safe, and won’t get you in trouble with the cops. It’s also attached to a sports bar that serves burgers and wings — which means it’s fully equipped to fulfill every desire.
Soak up the shame the next morning…
After your night of partying, you’ll need something to soak it all up the next morning. There can be no better place than Peppermill Restaurant and Fireside Lounge on the South Las Vegas Boulevard. A timeless must-visit stop on the Las Vegas strip! The Peppermill is a classic Las Vegas go-to with a cool atmosphere, unique drinks, and amazing food & desserts! The lounge has been featured in numerous movies!